just wanted to say thanks so much to everyone who donated to my top surgery fund! i will probably start a gofundme since the final quote was so, so much more than i expected, and my network is fairly small so i need time to save more.

that said, i am still looking at getting it - likely next summer - but there is no way i’m going to have $20k by june this year lol

transfem-juice:

typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

I love all of these

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rivkat:

ALT

Originally posted by masonjarsmoments

I’ll regret asking this - what does he think beer is made of?!

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laviejaguardia:

The illusion of choice and all that

@staff this is truly a basis for me to never open tumblr desktop again so if that was you guy’s aim congrats, you nailed it!!!! Now if you wanted to keep “what makes Tumblr unique” you have never failed better

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Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

sorry!

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

all in a days work! *passes out*

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

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electricslug:

electricslug:

SAME GENDER MARRIAGE PLANE FLIES IN TOTK

SKILL ISSUE

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louisegluckpdf:

louisegluckpdf:

they should invent a profound love between two people that doesnt involve the power and chance of doing profound hurt

btw

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seraphex:

saw another trans person in public +60HP +500EXP

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swarnpert:

you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

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